“I don’t like him…” -Ralph, on President A*****įinally, Ralph had to mention one more thing. Ralph, on his desire to learn more about President A***** (I won’t mention the President’s name) “…I don’t know anything about the guy and he kinda exposes himself.” Images from Īpparently, Ralph actually thought the President of Iran is “well-spoken” and was funny talking about the fact there’s no “gays in Iran.” On Columbia University’s decision to allow that idiot to speak, Ralph didn’t exactly say that it was a bad idea.

Ralph, in between his naps, meals and occasional assignment from Howard, graced us with his thoughts on politics (after messing with Howard about marriage, making fun of Ronnie the Limo Driver’s height and Gary’s wort). Howard is right by telling Napoleon Mund that he should lay off and stop acting like a child by threatening to talk shit on the air (see the Sal controversy). Personally, I don’t know where the fuck that angry little midget gets off telling people they can’t go to a strip club. This, all coming to an end after Howard prematurely hung up Ralph’s possible 30 minute phone conversation while Baby Gorilla yelled “DIS-GRAZIADO!” Ralph was apparently better than Ronnie because he (RALPH) was at Headquarters about 20 times while Ronnie was at Score’s dicking around with Lonnie. He’s right that Ronnie’s recent affection for Headquarters (nsfw) is only because they’ve been giving him the VIP treatment. Better than the last one too! Ralph busted Ronnie’s balls about the show not needing “An Official Stripclub!” I agree with Ralph, Scores and Lonnie had it’s day…I’m sick of hearing about Scores. Probably the best melee I’ve ever heard between Ralph and Ronnie the Limo Driver. Ralph called in today within in the first 5 minutes commenting about Sam Simon, but it really didn’t pan out to much (well, at least that I heard).

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